Thursday, July 26, 2007

I'm cured! (SEMI SPOILER ALERT - literary, not near nudity)

of the HPV(VII)!! You may now speak to me about it.

On a side note, I want to get married sooo badly that I actually almost want to get married. Like to the first person that asks. And name my kiddos Lily, James, Harry, Ron, Ginny, Neville, Albus and Voldemort. I laughed, I cried, it was better than the Da Vinci Code.

Oh Harry! How I will miss you! Until the sixth movie or until JK most certainly begins to pen a lengthy prequel.

36 comments:

dmbmeg said...

Yeah but Albus Severus Potter? Nigga pu-lease. That kid is so going to get the crap jinxed out of him.

5 of 9er said...

I would feel sorry for your kid Voldemort. Would you nicknames him Voldie?

Garrett Reid said...

Wouldn't it be Albus Severus Bee-Spot? Why the hell am I even commenting? You people have drawn me in to talking about Potter books.

blythe said...

dmbmeg - i don't think little albie would have any trouble considering.

9er - i would feel sorry for my kid no matter what their name is. especially when i sell them on the black market for pabst money. although, that might be the best thing to happen to them.

marry me!

blythe said...

garrett - don't think that was by accident. HP is magic. MAGIC!

dmbmeg said...

My child will be named Aragon, son of Arathorn.

I will teach him how to properly yield a sword and to fight the evils of Mordor.

Mr. Shain said...

my friend's birthday was tuesday, and he got a "republicans for voldermort" tshirt. yes, he's 26 and a doctor; but still no taste.

blythe said...

dmbmeg - i approve.

mr. shain - but is he single? does he like short blonds that have massive student loans, an unironic penchant for journey, and little if any ambition (but largish knockers, i would venture)?

marry me!

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Wait, let me get this straight - you read HPVII and it made you want to get married?

JebusHChrist said...

*stops by, shakes head sadly, leaves*

Jess said...

Hooray for finishing. I'm glad people are finally getting done so I can talk about it. I was about to burst.

Annie said...

I really thought you were talking about your STD on your blog for two minutes.

blythe said...

cherry - read it.

jebus - i promise to return to my usual awesome self tomorrow. second chance? i predict this will be the first of many.

jess - i know! i feel all warm and gooey inside.

annie - no one finds this monicker clever except for me. it's ok.

stewpid said...

I am going to the store now to get you a copy of "He's Just Not That Into Your Mullet."

(omg hahah we should totally write that. Or "He's Just Not That Into Your Gross Orange Spray Tan You Skank.")

blythe said...

yes, let's write a book! then we'll be millionaires and can afford the best orange spray tan in the land! yessss!

Alex said...

your robot heart is so confusing. like whatever happened to katie holmes brain or how did they build the pyramids or how do they get all that cheese flavor in cheez-its confusing.

JebusHChrist said...

Oh, blythe, you know I can't quit you.

blythe said...

alex - i know. it's a horcrux anyway.

bless you, jebus. bless you.

Dan said...

why is it I lose my wit whenever you discuss your largish knockers.

anyways, I'd marry your largish knockers, I mean you, but I don't have health insurance. or money really. or a good plan for getting either. or good credit. or an apartment of my own. or a car. so, if you want your fantasy kids to grow up on food stamps, sick, in a living room with a bunch of empty cisco bottles, I'm your guy.

stewpid said...

omg! you're ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats, you two!

I am going to Forever 21 right now to get a slutty bridesmaid dress. I need to get one that will look as good on me as it does pulled over my passed-out head. Also, make spray tan appointment.

blythe said...

vtk - your offer is under consideration by the management. we will notify you of our decision in writing within 1-4 years. if you do not hear from us after 4 years, please assume that we have died alone in an apartment full of cats and products from QVC.

stewpid - i'm starting to think that you and i are not unlike danny davito and arnold s. in the 80s cinematic masterpiece, twins. we're of the same ilk, but one of us is a lot better at what we do than the other. get it? i'll let you guess who's who, but i'm danny davito.

Dan said...

fuck that expensive shit. Just go to the Slutty Bridesmaid Wholesale Outlet while you're up in Pittsfield. Most of them will give you a 30 pack of Genny Cream Ale with every purchase.

Dan said...

whoops. scratch that. I guess the wedding's off. I guess thing's got a little too real for Ms. Bee-spot.

Yeah. This is me. Drinking cisco on a Thursday afternoon. Deal with it!

Mr. Shain said...

you are totally the danny!

JebusHChrist said...

How did I miss "largish knockers"?

Dammit.

michael5000 said...

I was actually thinking I might try reading one of those Harry Potter books one of these days. Would you recommend them?

JebusHChrist said...

I was actually thinking I might try listening to one of those Harry Potter books one of these days. Would you read them to me, Blythe?

blythe said...

dan - speaking of cisco, i'm off to the bar!

mr. shain - i am totally danny.

jebus - they're pretty hard to miss. ask anyone. no really. it's a blessing and a curse.

michael - they're ok. i only base my whole year around their release.

jebus - anytime. just call me.

stewpid said...

Dan -- She's Just Not That Into You.

I thought you had her at 'food stamps.'

I will SO go get a bridesmaid dress in the Bshires, but I plan to be shrooming out of my mind the whole time, so Gawd only knows what I will end up with. Heh.

Please do not mention old ladies dying with QVC stuff around them. On a completely related note, would anyone like to buy a genuine, unused Suzanne Somers Collection amethyst solitaire? It would rule if I were kidding, but I am not.

Um, am I Arnold? Having not seen the movie, I don't really know what to say. Ah'll beeee bock??

JebusHChrist said...

That's something you really should have mentioned before, Blythe. I can't see why you'd hide that from me. It's really hot. I mean, I dig it when chicks read to me.

JebusHChrist said...

I missed the knocker talk, again.
Dammit!

Dan said...

stewpid:

i'm over blythe. she's so OK072007. if you're not careful, I'm going to put in an inquiry into your marital status. there's more than one way to feel up a cat in the B-Shires.

YEAOW! I love me some cisco.

Julie_Gong said...

http://www.fashionista.com/2007/07/post_339.php

you need one of these

stewpid said...

Fair warning: I have barely existent knockers.

blythe said...

vtk - i just read this? what? feeling cats in the b-shires? this is the cisco listening.

Dan said...

yeah. cisco. doesn't always make sense. Well, I'm off to the Dweezil Zappa show.