Saturday, July 21, 2007

Do you like Harry Potter? No... I LOVE him.

Live blogging the HPVII.

10:57 Scene of the Crime.


11:03 Pre-game.


12:48 (after quick trip to book store) Success!


No sleep till Brooklyn!

19 comments:

Dan said...

My first concert was Def Leppard. But technically, Europe was opening up for them, so Final Countdown was my first rock experience.

Mr. Shain said...

i can't believe Snape of all people is the one who kills Harry at the end! and Hermione's late-term abortion was unexpected as well.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

I'm with Shain on how unbelieveable the whole ending is. To think that Dumbledore is a tranny and Harry's real mother. I was blown away.

JebusHChrist said...

You've somehow removed all sexuality from pictures of you in bed. You're good, Blythe, really good.

blythe said...

dan - suhweet!

shain - is this your plan to get me to come to la? taunt me until i max out the credit card buying a $5000 ticket to come to weho and beat your ass with a palm frond? because i will. and then i will go to sprinkles and eat five cupcakes right in front of you.

cherry - is this your plan to get me to come to chicago? taunt me until a i max out ... to come to your place and force feed you cayenne, honey, garlic, lemon juice and god knows what else until your sharting your pants for life? because i will. and then i will go to, um, hmm. maybe i'll just hang out at your place and eat all of the food you can't. HA.

shain & cherry - i mean business, boys.

jebus - damn. i thought my arching eyebrow was kind of sexy, but it was more like, no, now. no, now! i'm not ready. fuck it. i'll post anything.

blythe said...

p.s. unless, like me, arrested development and harry potter are your religion, i suspect you will find this post exceptionally retarded - even by this blog's standards. apologies all around.

JebusHChrist said...

Actually, now that you mention it, that's pretty hot. Mysteriously hot. Also.... uhhhhhh hang on...
are you missing a finger on your right hand? That's... better than having an extra, I guess.

Mr. Shain said...

arrested development is, perhaps, one of western civilization's greatest achievements.

to be frank, harry potter suck hairy donkey balls.

Mr. Shain said...

i cant type. i give up

Garrett Reid said...

I vote for - exceptionally retarded. Except for the Beastie Boys reference saves it all.

blythe said...

jebus - i don't like to talk about it and would appreciate if you didn't bring it up again.

mr. shain - what? i can't understand you. could you please type english?

garrett - yeah, well, the jerk store called and they're out of you! the phone is ringing, oh my god. i love you if you know what that means. i also love beer, though. so don't get all excited. not that you would. since you think i'm borderline retarded.

Kids - DON'T DRINK AND BLOG.

Dan said...

CISCO!

(Tim Layne) the Homeless Blogger said...

I must confess. I have never read or seen anything involving Harry Potter. This comment has nothing to do with this post. Sorry.

I just wanted to say this: I peed my britches. Seriously. Pee came out.

These are the reasons for this:

#1 ZING! is one of the many things I say to my fellow employees that makes them wish I was "downsized".

#2 Sufjan Stevens is one of my favorite dudes. I love him. And the title of his songs.

So in closing, I get your humor.

Also, will you marry me. I'm an ordained minister. So we wouldn't have to hire anyone. Except maybe a caterer. Maybe a photographer. The flower lady maybe. O.K. so we may have to hire some people.

I'm sorry I just lied.

Crap.

Garrett Reid said...

Well - the jerk store reference - that is from seinfeld. The phone is ringing quote - isn't that Get it Together

blythe said...

i think i might have been a little uh you know during that last round of comments. disregard.

you're never going to tell me how you know of the wampus, are you.

Big Daddy said...

'Borderline retarded' is the new 'functional schizophrenic'.

Garrett Reid said...

So what are you saying - you're not going to love me now?

blythe said...

big daddy - totally. and then some.

garrett - in the immortal words of whitney houston, "crack is whack." no, "i will always love you." except for now. and now.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Was Mr. Shain in a meth hole when he wrote that last comment? O wait, of course he was.