I know it's lame, but I kind of believe in this stuff. And something dreadful has happened.
Could NO ONE have told me that my shirt is completely see through today? You all really made me wait till I took my pee break 30 minutes before I'm out of here? Thanks folks. I met the president of the university today. AWESOME 5000.
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No one told you because that would have meant you would have changed. Why would anyone want that?
One of the few scenarios in life in which it would have been to your advantage to spill sloppy joes on yourself.
Things happen for a reason.
You were supposed to wear a see through shirt because unbeknownst to you you would be meeting the president of the university today.
The president really needed a pick me up and you being the giving person that you are gave him the gift of wearing a see through shirt.
it was an odd F13 for the VTK. I went to my local pub for last call(s) and ran into a woman who I had dated and rejected, a woman who was going to give me her number but then changed her mind after counsel with her asshole brother and rejected me, her asshole brother who last night was in the adjacent alley with the woman I had dated and rejected, and the woman who I covet who covets my roommate instead of me. All that was missing was the woman I'm trying to avoid. I couldn't believe she didn't walk in during that dysfunctional confluence. That's F13 for ya.
Did the meeting go well... was the see-through shirt a plus or negative for the meeting?
I have a feeling you'll be invited back by Mr University Pres-dent
i'm actually now vice president, so i'd say it went pretty well.
no. i'm just going to be that girl who showed her boobs to the pres for awhile. oh well.
also, vtk - f13 is a kind of tornado around here. we don't joke about it.
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