Thursday, May 27, 2010
ghosts of closets past - i clearly have a problem. yes, it's weird because, yes, i still always look a little homeless even in my best outfit. it's a gift. marry me!
i swear there was an exhibit b, but i can't find it. trust me. it was worse.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
My Year Of Everything - Dave Holmes does all those other books and blogs doing shit for a year. Crockpotting, wearing one outfit, living biblically, cooking Julia Child recipes, you get the picture.
Anthroholic - someone shows how to not make Anthropologie pretties look like your gram's castoffs.
Selleck Waterfall Sandwich - exactly what it sounds like.
Mrs. Lilien - sumptuous, well sourced arrangements of things I can't afford (but shouldn't buy if I could. I mean really, a $1000 mint julep?)
What Would Emma Pillsbury Wear? - I can't get that into Glee, but I can get into cardigans.
Heat Eat Review - Update this piece, bitches! But, in the meantime, very useful if you work in an office with a microwave.
Fed Up with Lunch: The School Lunch Project - ew ew ew. This is why I packed my lunch everyday during school (Mom wouldn't do it). Also, the kids don't stand a chance.
what i wore today... in drawings - aw, cute.
denise hearts jasper - click on soundtrack. Start downloading.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Yesterday, you got on the tube and starting creaming your pleated front Dockers about "weather events" running amock around the state. And I listened. Like a 'tard. Your incessant screeching about baseball sized hail ripping through Noble heading toward Norman compelled me to seek shelter for my new (to me) car.
Now, I don't have a garage, per se, but a detachable old-timey garage-shed-type-thing at the end of the long gravel driveway. Classy, yes? So, the BF and I make a run for it into blinding rain to open the doors to this thing and jockey the cars around so I can pull in. Which I do. It's when I get out that I hear a hissing sound. The sound of a punctured tire. AWESOME! Soaking wet, the BF and I head back inside to wait out the impending weather armageddon before surveying the damage. We wait. And wait. And wait. Guess what? No hail. No straight line winds. No tornado (in spite of the screaming sirens all night). NO FUCKING ANYTHING! After the rain ended, skies cleared and the sun shined. And my heart closed forever to the Oklahoman in me that reveres all things Gary England. He is dead to me.
Much like my tire. The BF put on his man pants and put on the spare. I got the new tire put on this morning. Yes, $140 is cheaper than hail damage, surely. But still, Gary, you can make the check out to I am an idiot.
RIP (in my heart) Lord Gary
p.s. This is why I was motivated to move my car and attempted to believe these weather jokers.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Watch her speech here.
Check out these super awesome graduate's shoes here.*
*Smith has a thing where you have to wear white and black shoes, which makes me want to die, but these are some pretty awesome shoes to offset the unnatural, virginal white they encourage.
Monday, May 17, 2010
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Get on down to your fraidy hole:
Wednesday, May 05, 2010
And on that note, have you ever gone to get a hair cut, your first in say, six months (not cool, I know) and then left the salon with the midwestern news anchor? I just can't win in the hair department. I either need to go Crystal Gale or go home.