Tuesday, June 12, 2007

You're IT! (tag)

I see people doing this business all the time, but I've never been called to duty. Thanks Julie. Maybe. Unless this is a trick.

INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so.


1) Whiskeymarie
2) FeistyMnGirl
3) What Greg Likes
4) A Blog of a Good Time
5) bee-spot

Select five people to tag:
Shain
DanAlex
Jess
Siobhlog

What were you doing 10 years ago?
I was 15, right? So, I was babysitting my mom's boss's turd of a son. Probably watching Golden Girls reruns, eating Triscuits, fantasizing about driving and the like.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
Ha! I was living in my cozy apartment, with my awesome dog and my cheating boyfriend.

Five snacks you enjoy:
1. Twizzlers
2. Triscuits + Easy Cheese
3. finger + Easy Cheese
4. air-popped popcorn + copious amounts of kosher salt
6. red Skittles

Five songs that you know all the lyrics to: it's hard to choose, because I retain lyrics like I retain lbs.
1. Bust A Move - Young MC
2. Eternal Flame - The Bangles
3. Get It Together - Beastie Boys
4. Don't Stop Believin'! - Journey
5. It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - R.E.M. (I don't really, no one does. Maybe not even Michael Stipe.)

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Pay off my student loans. All $100k of them.
2. Shop the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog (childhood dream).
3. Pay d-cup celebrisluts to attend my 26th b-day extravaganza.
4. Buy a better blog.
5. Donate to Partners in Health. For reals.

Five bad habits:
1. Drinking
2. Smoking
3. Drinking and smoking together
4. Wiping my hands on my jeans
5. Forgetting everything all the time.

Five things you like doing:
1. Drinking
2. Smoking
3. Drinking and smoking together
4. Wiping my hands on my jeans
5. Forgetting everything all the time.

Five things you would never wear again: most things I would never wear again because I lost them somewhere.
1. suspenders - remember that? skirts over some kind of short + suspenders = 1988!
2. Brighton earrings. Perhaps a midwestish thing. You know.
3. Hypercolor t-shirt (j/k! I'm looking for one on ebay.)
4. I'm going to have to go with perm too.
5. stirrup pants

Five favorite toys:
1. Glow Worm
2. Easy Bake Oven
3. My Little Pony
4. Fireworks
5. Boxes

12 comments:

Garrett Reid said...

I have a hypercolor t-shirt hanging in my closet at this very moment. It is purple and turns a pink color with the heat. I would sell it to you, but then I would be left with nothing with which to impress the ladies.

NathanWind said...

didn't it run out of hypercolor gas already??

blythe said...

garrett - that's the same one i had! or maybe all of 1993 america! don't sell it. it probably will help you snag that special lady and then you both can pass it on to your kids.

toad - i'll bet you've got one of those guys in your closet somewhere. you probably wore it with tapered leg jeans and some l.a. gear sneakers.

Mr. Shain said...

god damn, do i have to do something now? i'm tired, can you just call and explain it to me?

Alex said...

thank god. this gives me some filler for marathon posting day. its gonna be so freakin' fetch. what? oh fuck.

blythe said...

Mr. Shain - You're the one getting the Ph.D. and you need me to explain this to you? You might want to rethink that whole thing. Except it is in philosophy.

Alex - oh fuck is right.

Dan said...

I'd like to echo Mr. Shain's comments. I would pretend that I didn't see this but I know you're tracking who checks into your blog so I'm busted. Speaking of that, you have like 50 different commenters nowadays, so no more blog self pity about how no one reads your blog. You have arrived. Also, what the fuck is going on with your blog? I'm totally discombobulated by your new virginal white background and, I must admit, a little miffed that your new consolidated, alphabetical blog link list has totally relegated me to a horrible middle of the end spot. VTK got totally fucked on this deal.

also, I'm tired and cranky.

blythe said...

oh come on guys, it's supposed to be fun. how else am i supposed to get to know my virtual friends?

and i don't think it's arrival as much as anonymous and shain hating on me. oh well.

about the format change - i'm not a blue person. the other template was just wrong. i'm still working on this one. blogger combinged all of my link lists. i've got to sort them back into their categories. no worries, you'll move on up. to the east side. to that deluxe blogroll in the sky...

p.s. oh how i love using the word dicombobulated.

Julie_Gong said...

Tags are fun people! Really!

And boxes are a great toy. I had the sweetest spaceship ever when I was 6.

Dan said...

I appear to have been tired and cranky when I wrote that. I apologize - on the condition that I get to go to your d-cup celebrislut 26 b-day extravaganza.

blythe said...

oh man, i remember the day we got the new refrigerator like yesterday.

you're all invited!

Jess said...

Tag accepted.