Holy crap, it's Wednesday again. Seems like I just did this. Is it me, or does this thing get worse every week?
Britney's boob is at it again. There was a time when this would've been exciting or something, but now it's just kind of meh. [Egotastic!]
What the ef? I've refrained from weighing in on this whole Paris goes to prison thing because frankly I think she should've paid a fine and been done with it, but this? This is outrageous. $1 million to teach an hour long Learning Annex class? Fuck you Paris. I set my alarm this morning for 5.30 so I can check TMZ to see you got pulled over for driving without extensions after busting LiLo out of Promises. $2 (that's all I have) says you haven't changed one bit. [dlisted]
In local news, Oklahoma's looking for a new nickname. I'm not really sure why "Birthplace of The Most Awesome Person Ever (me)" won't work, but whatever. [NewsOK via The Lost Ogle]
The Dramatic Chipmunk finally jumped the shark. It was a good week, though. If you like being forced to watch a prairie dog stare at shit. It was great. [Giggle Sugar]
Speaking of jumping the shark - Lily Allen is so played out. Maybe even more than Amy Winehouse, but damn, if I don't just love this song. It's summer bitches!
paris has changed man, you'll see. she's found god, etc. look how george w changed after he found god. he turned a coke addiction into a national crusade against iraq. now imagine what paris can do.
of course you like him now. he pulls you in with his polite, seemingly free-flowing nature. then you catch a glimpse of the blackness within his heart and the evil in his eye. scary.
that cartoon looks like farah fawcett and goldie hawn hatched a baby. does she have little donny disease? those who get the reference i love you eternally. if not then watch UCB
Lily Allen is not played out. But I guess if a song has been played outside of some little dark shithole and more than 20 people have heard it, it probably would seem played out to someone like you. snap.
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paris has changed man, you'll see. she's found god, etc. look how george w changed after he found god. he turned a coke addiction into a national crusade against iraq. now imagine what paris can do.
6:45 and only 2 (3) comments, ouch. guess this really is getting worse every week.
mr. shain - you are wrong.
alex - i like the german guy. maybe we will be friends someday if we aren't already.
troy - you said it, buddy.
of course you like him now. he pulls you in with his polite, seemingly free-flowing nature. then you catch a glimpse of the blackness within his heart and the evil in his eye. scary.
that cartoon looks like farah fawcett and goldie hawn hatched a baby. does she have little donny disease? those who get the reference i love you eternally. if not then watch UCB
alex - i just had a beer with him. he's cool.
nathan - it's not that i don't get those references, it's just that i don't want you to love me eternally. or ever.
Lily Allen is not played out. But I guess if a song has been played outside of some little dark shithole and more than 20 people have heard it, it probably would seem played out to someone like you. snap.
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