Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Goulet Wednesday News Round Up

Hey kids! You might have noticed the format change here at the bee-spot. It's still in its infancy as I'm not very good at the computers, but rest assured that I am trying to make this a more fun place to waste your time!

-So, this show called The Sopranos ended. I can't say any more about it, so I'll let others do the talking.
Required reading:
Sopranos Monday: Season 6, ep. 22 "Made in America" by Matt Zoller Seitz via The House Next Door.
Via Lindsayism:


-Who cares news: Nicole's still with that guy from Good Charlotte? [TMZ]

-Holy crap! Get this guy a vasectomy. I'm probably preggers just from reading this story. [dlisted]

-Nice one Brit! [WWTDD] Oh, and this too! [Celebitchy]

-Dan Rather thinks girls are stupid. Tart this, bitch. [Jossip]

-R.I.P. Mr. Wizard. [The Life and Times]

-Hello Hermione! [Mollygood]


-Liev Schreiber is creepy. Congrats Naomi! [IDLYITW]

-The rest of the poop in one place: BWE.

18 comments:

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Prediction: That girl who plays Hermione is going to grow up to be a total bitch. You can just see it in her eyes.

blythe said...

no way, man. she's sugar and spice and everything magical.

Mr. Shain said...

grow up to be a bitch? i think she's got it down pretty well right now. maybe she'll transition into ice-cold cunt around age 21.

just kidding hermione, we love you. [bitch]

blythe said...

don't argue with me about hermione. i am passionate about few things in my life. harry potter and french fries are both of those things. don't make me turn this car around, because i will.

The Mighty Horse said...

Is it worse that i said she was going to be hot 5 years ago or that i think she is hot and she is only 16?

NathanWind said...

being foreign adds 5 years to the pedophile scale. tkae anna kourninova. she was hot when she was 16/17ish. so add 5 and you get 21/22. voila! remember to lube generously or else you'll get love sores (unless that's your intention). personally i do it with a yellow dish glove because its got a rough side and it reminds me of my mother. you guys are perverts. vote guiliani!

NathanWind said...

i can't believe how inappropriate that comment was. please don't vote for guiliani. i prostrate myself before you and beg for forgiveness.

blythe said...

thank you for realizing your inappropriateness. giuliani is no joke.

NathanWind said...

i think hermione is leaning slightly just to try to sneak in a fart. now that's hot!

blythe said...

you're so right.

Mr. Shain said...

i can never read your comments again now. i need to go shower in lysol.

The Mighty Horse said...

nathanwind, your words intrigue me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

blythe said...

shain - you don't have to fake reasons to shower with lysol. it's just who you are and i accept that.

mighty horse - but what about my newsletter? i don't have one.

Alex said...

hermione = me in jail. seriously. both matthews know how irrational i am about this. the fact that shes going out with draco makes me want to shoot myself. not really. maybe. shit.

Mr. Shain said...

Perpetually Nauseous: i have a girlfriend.

blythe said...

alex - she's going out with draco? wha?

mr. shain - see, it's not just me. she is lovely. and so talented.

Alex said...

yeah. in real life she's going out with the kid that plays malfoy. for like a long time. so sad. i'm sure he's a nice young man, but i still want to fight him because draco is such a little shit.

blythe said...

i think you might win. except he's a wizard. maybe you are too.