Tuesday, June 26, 2007

A quick note to [redacted]:

Dear [redacted],

Actually, can I just call you Dan? Or maybe [dan]. I mean, I feel like I know you, kind of how I feel like I know all of the characters from Designing Women - great show. My exposure to the blogosphere pretty much began with reading blogs on Gawker and clicking on every link (hence my addiction to all blogs NY) back when I had a mind numbing job that required me to be locked in a windowless office for 10 hours a day. I was intrigued by the inclusion of The Daily Dump on every blogroll. I needed to know more. From what I could tell, you had been the talk of the (blogo)town, then fell off the (blogo)wagon when your GF dumped you. It happens. At least to me. Anyway, it was November, and boom! There you were, posting again. And it was great. And you found love through your blog to boot! (I'm still waiting, so far I have only found disappointment. In myself.) But buddy, your last post was June 15th. What's up? I am hoping that Puppy isn't behind this, although I sensed something diabolical about that dog. Anyway, I was thinking maybe you could ease back into the swing of things with a Friday: Q & A post. You know, something simple. Maybe a little snippet from Brooke. In the meantime, at least Gawker came out with Jezebel. It's keeping me pretty busy what with all the talk of Vagisil and Justin Timberlake.

Cheers,

Blythe

11 comments:

Mr. Shain said...

Balls

NathanWind said...

cock

Julie_Gong said...

vagina.


...but no really why didn't you tell me about Jezebel. You know how I love JT AND vagisil. Come on blythe. I thought we were friends.

Mr. Shain said...

hey, dan just sent me an email asking what's up with my creepy stalker friend who wrote a post about him. i told him you were nice, but confused and unemployed. he said, "that's hot."

blythe said...

julie - part of being my friend is knowing that i will let you down.

shain - i knew he'd like me. i'm not unemployed! feelings hurt.

Jeannette said...

i like like your blog

d said...

b! you're cheating on [dan]? how could you? just because he's been a little absent lately? think of all he's done for you.

i miss [dan]. i want to hear more about puppy.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

I hate to say this, but Dan just doesn't do it for me anymore.

blythe said...

jeanette - thanks! if you are being serious.

d - i know he's done a lot, but with great power comes great responsibility - or whatever.

cherry - blasphemy!

Mr. Shain said...

dude, cherry, that's just not cool.

blythe, the $.12 you make a month from AdSense off this blog does count as "employed".

Jess said...

I totally want to have a million Jezebel babies.