Goulet Wednesday News Round Up

Wow. It's Wednesday again. Time flies when you black out a lot. Enjoy!

• I'm a Beatles girl all the way, but I'll admit, I was pretty impressed when I read this: [breitbart], but then I was disappointed when I read this: [Defamer], much like a Stone's song (that isn't Angie, Wild Horses, Moonlight Mile or Paint it Black - I'll give you those).
• Color me sold! [Yahoo]
• Further proof that all news, regardless of network, should be delivered by Colbert or Stewart. Buh-bye O'Briens. Who am I kidding? I don't watch the news. [Washingon Post]
• While you were denying paternity of Scary Spice's baby spice (not to be confused with Baby Spice), we still don't know D-Lynn's babydaddy. Come on people! [People]
• Reason 1,562.74 I'm glad I don't have a boyfriend. I don't have to see this: [via BWE: Filmwad ]
• The triumphant return of the scrunchie! Just kidding. If you wear one, we are no longer friends. Not that we ever were. [Socialite Life]

MTV/VH1 lame-o TV wrap up:

• New York chose her man. Lucky for you, you can watch the moment 256,489 times on VH1. [Socialite Life]
• Heidi moved in with Spencer (winner of creepiest looking, skankiest d-bag alive - he wears a gold chain, Heidi, I mean, come on!). Because she is an idiot (but she is very pretty, so there's that). I love you and your wide headbands Lauren! [US]

Spencer Pratt
CEO, Douchebags Unlimited

• This week in no duh news [WWTDD]
• 30 Rock renewed! My lady crush on Tina Fey rages on. [BWE]
• Behind the Music: Sanjaya.
• John Mayer is the new Ryan Reynolds.

And now I must return to the important work of downloading, then singing Not An Addict by K's Choice. Cheers.