Top two reasons I'm glad Shain is back in the OK:
1. He brought me figs from his fig tree in Cali. So sweet! The figs, not Shain. He's generally an assface. We ate them while drinking at The Library. Our waitress thought we were crazy. Look at how much fun we had!
[OHG! I am having so much fun talking about the philosophy department of OU! Also, I might have a lazy eye. Sexy time 4.]
2. He sent me a color-coded PDF of our potential yoga schedule with the instructions to print two copies, one for my office and one for home. He knows me too well.
5 comments:
no one cares about us, shain. not even us.
Shain is dressed in a cowboy shirt.
Blythe is showing some eyebrow.
(that's what I thought when I saw these photos, didn't think it was worthy of a comment, but, wow, this post did not inspire your fans, at all)
My take: "An assface wearing a dish towel covers his eyes in shame."
Just remember: He started it.
I don't know, Bee, I'm kinda turning into a hand man.
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