Monday, August 13, 2007

Do you ever just have one of those days

where you get the worst haircut of your life? That just happened to me. I mean, it's not the five year old mullet or anything. I mean, it's not that good.

More later.

XOXO,
B

Later: [Hey, watch out, TMI city here.] So, I wore a thong today because I had to get all gussied up (read I am in a dress!) for a work event and didn't want any VPL action in front of the VIPs and now I have thong burn or something. Whatever it is, my crack kind of hurts a little. Suffer for fashion.

23 comments:

Dan said...

We don't have to wait until Cringesday to see pictures of this, do we?

d said...

don't you just wish that sometimes none of us had hair? think about how much time and money we would save.

let's all shave our heads!

dmbmeg said...

I second dan's comment. I mean, I'll be more than happy to send you a picture of the diana ross look I'm sporting now.

Clinton said...

I never have bad hair days. I'm just naturally blessed with long, flowing golden hair that's shiny like the sun.

Oh, wait, sorry... I was thinking of Thor.

My hair sucks.

JebusHChrist said...

I'm anxiously awaiting Cringesday!*



*I know this is not a "new" comment, but it's new to me, so suck it.

highonmoxie said...

re: the thong burn that no one is mentioning here, i feel your pain. literally. i'm not saying anything against you here, but i know that i didn't have these problems back in the days when i wore a size 0 and didn't know that i was supposed to have an ass back there.

blythe said...

dan - this week's cringesday isn't about me! it might about you...

d - so, i did. i hope you were serious or i'm going to feel really dumb.

dmb - i used to want donna summer's hair. i can still remember my mom explaining to me why that just wasn't going to happen.

clinton - don't even joke. we both know you have thor hair.

jebus - keep waiting, buddy. it's only monday.

blythe said...

HOM - i think the problem might be the quality of thong in addition to my fat ass. my super expensive one that is now lost was wonderful. burnless. also, this is the only time i've ever experienced the burn and i've had an ass for bit now.

TK said...

This is truly a disturbing comment thread.

I avoid bad haircuts by simply getting a wiffle every summer.

JebusHChrist said...

I guess I didn't have to wait until Wednesday for Cringesday after all. I'm the one cringing, but it's a cringe nonetheless.
Thanks?

blythe said...

tk - what do you mean? what's a wiffle?

jebus - blow me. i talk a little bit about thongs and asses and that's cringeworthy? do you read your posts after you hit publish?

CGHill said...

It's hard enough reading one's posts before they're published.

dmbmeg said...

tk-
what the hell are you talking about? That sounds like a euphemism for a blowjob. We don't like that kind of perversion here at the Bee-spot.

Oh no, are we in a fight again?

My crack hurts, but it certainly isn't because of the thongs.

See that line back there? I just crossed it.

blythe said...

yeah, i hit that button and never look back. apologies to all of you.

Dan said...

While we're on this side of the line, I'd like to propose a Thong Ass Burn Thursday weekly feature. It could be specifically about thong ass burns each week or about a variety of subjects that will entice some of your readership and disgust others.

JebusHChrist said...

Sorry.
I was cringing for you. I can't imagine the... discomfort.

Big Daddy said...

I think I know who's featured on Cringesday.

Hee hee.

Boyd Street said...

so i guess this is worse than the whole side sweeping bangs fiasco. should be interesting.

and honestly, i've found a good way to avoid any hair mishaps is to bypass the whole haircut concept. sure, it leaves you with the luxurious mess that i'm sporting these days, but at least i didn't pay any money for it. not just a hat rack, my friend.

stew said...

I don't get it when people say thongs are uncomfortable and I do not know this thong pain you are experiencing. I will say that I find thongs to be among the least uncomfortable under-thingies. So there. want me to kiss it and make it feel better????

blythe said...

dan - i'm on it! later. much later.

jebus - i think you can.

big daddy - vault it up, yo!

boyd street - are you saying you disapprove of the side sweeping bangs? also, luxurious mess sounds like the name of a lost arcade fire album.

stew - maybe yours are made from rainbows and puppy fur. yesterday's hurt!

stephen said...

Strange, I never get that from my thongs

JebusHChrist said...

Oh.

TK said...

Whoops. Probably too late to bother explaining now, but "wiffle" is regional Massachusetts speak for "buzz cut".