The Epic Nap

I just took an epic nap. This was some serious, hard core napping. The real deal. The kind you have to brush your teeth after. The kind where you wake up and can't remember what state you live in. The kind where you dream about trying out for American Idol wearing your best friend's dinosaur costume singing "send in the clowns." The kind where you wake up to ABC's nightly news to see Charlie Gibson doing a story on the comeback of the Rubik's cube. Makes you want to go right back to sleep.