Tuesday, October 10, 2006

DISCLAIMER

i'm a little bit addicted to diet coke. i eat fast food, but pretend i don't. i falsely claim to like vegetables. sometimes i buy new underwear as opposed to doing laundry. i have way too many clothes for one person and many of said clothes are tops meant to showcase my cleavage. fine. i'm an adult, they're mine and it's ok. i go out (a lot) and stay up (way too) late. i'm a text messaging fiend and don't want to return your voicemail (i also screen your calls). i will put off buying groceries to get a pedicure or buy a pair of shoes. i should have more money saved. in addition to diet coke, i'm also addicted to a little slice of heaven called forever 21. i just can't help it. i will complain about being unshowered, but actually revel in my dirtiness. i love my dog more than i love some people i say i love. sometimes i smoke, but i will never buy my own. i'm delighted with chee-tos. i would watch too much tv if i had one (i also like veronica mars). i change with my blinds open. i dance to jt's sexyback like a first year at a quad party at an astounding volume.

so, sometimes i do things that are not so smart. fine. ok. but i will buy you a drink if you need it and make you laugh if i can.

this is written in a moment of guilt in a feeble attempt at redemption after reading about the weekend's antics.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ditto to most things and to those that are non-ditto like the boobie shirts I realize you are aware.

Also - how's the smashbox set?

blythe said...

can't manage the cream eyeliner. i come out looking like a hooker. maybe it's my eyes. or my shaking hands. i dunno. but the rest of the stuff is awesome! although, i could've used the mascara. i can see easily getting addicted to this stuff. we will have a make up party at christmas. norman won't know what hit it.

Siobhlogger said...

really? blinds open? don't give it away for free, girl!

blythe said...

it's only because i'm too lazy to close them. or i forgot they're open. it's sad, really.