so, went to an early halloween party last night. my plan was to slut it up a la pregnant britney, but it was decided it was too cold for that amount of cleavage. instead, i donned a soccer uniform circa 7th grade. why, you ask? well, siobhlogger and big t posed as my midwestern parents. weird, yes, but funny too. i would include my picture, but i look like shit, so there's that.
the best costume of the night, hands down: the decider.
close behind is this box of franzia. he came complete with glasses and your choice of zinfandel or a lovely blush. i stuck to the miller lite.
alabracadabra as the baroness.