Yup. So as soon as I concluded the puking out of my butt portion of the evil sickness that has gripped central Oklahoma in its Pepto covered hands, I managed to surrender to another malady. The ladies will know what I'm talking about. It's the little fucker known as the UTI. Pissing what feels like millions upon millions of shards of broken glass approximately every five minutes will make a perfectly nice young lady (me) turn into a horrible, whiney, terrible, irritable, heartless bitch (also me). Because my health insurance blows balls ($75 copay to take a urinary analysis that I could have given myself - blood + pee = infection - where's my $75!) and I am 1/4 new age, I decided to treat this little infection the old fashioned way - with $9 100% natural, organic cranberry juice. I had to drive (and piss at) three stores before I found acceptable juice. Norman, OK is not the place to get such a substance at 8.30pm. It's only today that I'm feeling better in all departments, but probably only a matter of time before I contract the other flu circling the state or get something gross, like a sty. akljfsdfjajkl;djsf. In the meantime, I actually made a playlist for tomorrow! All in good time, all in good time.
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Even though you're feeling better, you should really see a doctor for the UTI and, depending on if you still have bacteria in your urine, take some antibiotics for it. Trust me, going to the hospital with a kidney infection is neither fun nor cheap. One of my friends was just in the hospital for a UTI/kidney infection that turned out to be e.coli in her urinary tract. Very bad news. So make sure you take care of yourself, okay? It's no joke.
grey-s: it's taken care of. thanks for your concern. one of the best things about living at home is that there's a nurse practioner/mom's best friend across the street! yay free medical attention!
w00t w00t! Good. I am so boring right now it hurts me. Do they have antibiotics for that? Or maybe I'll just stick with the heroin.
You're a perfectly nice young lady?
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