Tragicomedic attempt to get reader(s) to boost my self esteem

Guess what time it is? 2008 Okie Blog Awards time, that's what time it is. Okiedoke.com did this last year, and I was actually nominated! And not by myself, since that's against the rules. However, I don't think it's against the rules to pay someone to start a blog so that they can then nominate you so that you can later be beaten and console yourself with porn, ice cream and barbecue. At least, I hope it's not. So, go ahead. Nominate away.