I highly recommend Van Morrison - Astral Weeks (because, this can lead to, you know... also, usually, free).
and/or Janis Ian - Between the Lines (this won't lead anywhere but self loathing).
This might also be a good time to get some pre-spring cleaning done. I'd suggest starting with your liquor cabinet.
Happy Ice Day!
Last thing, if you have half an hour on hand and want a lifetime of jokes, just watch THESE.