A) 33.3% douchey
B) 69% douchey , or
C) 100% douchey
B) 69% douchey , or
C) 100% douchey
I cannot stay away, yet cannot pull off trends - not only because I look like poo, but also because I end up feeling like a huge tool. I mean, really, who wears a straw fedora except UrbanOutfitters models. Enjoy my closet, hat.
(Not to mention I have a super weirdly shaped head, among other things. Date me!)
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i bought 2 recently. it either makes you douchey or gay. or both.
maybe that's it. i just need two to cancel out the douchegayness.
let's hope although i'm thinking i'm a lost cause.
At least it was something semi in fashion. I bought a cowboy looking hat (wide brimmed type) with messy leopard designs all over it. My BF was like, "Why." I was like "cause I'll totally use it for a fancy dress party or just wear it and be totally cool!"
Alas, it is so not cool :( it has never been worn once.
Perhaps you can save it? Pair it with a vest and make a costume out of it. Or... deconstruct it and re-use the straw x(
i now have 3. kill me. in my defense the last one was given to me.
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