Tuesday, March 04, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: I had a dream that no one is interested in.

Since I've driven this blog into irreparable disrepair, I can now post even crappier content without fear of alienating readers. Because there are really no readers. So...

Last night, I had this dream. I finished a puzzle of the alphabet, each letter on one piece, making a long train when completed. Suddenly, someone handed me a hamster. I understand that these are the hamsters sent to every US tax payer by the Jordanian government in thanks for something I can't recall. The weird thing about these hamsters is that when you place them on the puzzle, they deposit little turds on various letters, spelling out important messages. I can't remember what the message said, but of course it probably holds the key to life.


7 comments:

d said...

the message was 'eat more lettuce.'

Big Daddy said...

How detailed.

I had a dream I was hanging out with Posh and Becks.

Becks was dumb as a rock and Posh was surprisingly cool.

I don't know where their kids were.

Matt said...

Wow, that was actually a really intersting post. Seriously, no sarcasm.

Jess said...

I think the message was, "Blythe, you're not drinking enough."

Jeannette said...

You just perfectly described my kindergarten English classes.

Rebel said...

and here I thought that lab mice were the smartest creatures on Earth... I guess it's really the hamsters.

Michael5000 said...

The turds spell out "s-e-e-k-c-o-u-n-s-e-l-i-n-g."