Friday, January 25, 2008

It's Friday, I'm in Love

with hating on this election. Seriously, no one is undecided. Fine. If you are, you are either a complete luddite and I applaud you although you are certainly not reading this, or you aren't really going to vote, so quit pretending like you are. Primaries are a useless joke, especially if you are from a state like Oklahoma. Unless you live in one of the important states, no one gives a shit. And if you do live in an important state, Chuckabee's evangelical God bless you. That must've been a nightmare. Maybe you'll get an extra chunk of change in your really well thought out economic incentive package rebate for tolerating your civic duty and Chris Matthews barreling into your living room spitting on your furniture. In the meantime, I hate all media, in spite of being oddly attracted to both Mika and Joe on Morning Joe (MSNBC weekday mornings from 3am until 11am). Right, so, since no one is actually undecided, let's just vote now. The obscene amounts of money candidates have raised to purchase tacky suits (Ron Paul, seriously, go to fucking Nordstrom or something - you have those in Texas), commission absolutely retarded and insulting commercials, and buy hordes of useless staffers can be donated to something worthwhile, like my student loans.

Tear that, Mika. Rip it up. Are you wearing your super sexy black boots today?

8 comments:

Deutlich said...

Uhm. I think I love you.

I just posted a very long-winded blog about how it's all bullshit my damn self.

Fuckin' eh, I'm sick of this election.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

I'm in love with two posts from you in less than 24 hours.

blythe said...

dlitch- i'll give it a read sometime soon!

cherry - if only you meant it in a nice way instead of a shain way.

Dan said...

It's looking like the Massachusetts' Dem primary vote might actually matter on Super Tuesday. a vote in Mass on a national election that might actually matter. It's shocking, really.

Obamaramadingdong!!

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Of course I meant it in a good way.

I am the anti-Shain, remember?

Mr. Shain said...

i hate you all.

d said...

i am so sick and tired of this election already. but then i think we should get rid of the two party system and the electoral college. oh hell, let's get rid of the government too and just let the internet run everything.

it's gonna happen eventually. let's just get it over with.

Michael5000 said...

I am totally undecided.

Our primaries here in The Beaver State don't happen until about six days before the general election, so there's no point getting all worked up early about somebody who's going to drop out before I even get to vote for 'em.

p.s. Thanks for the Friday, Blythe's in Love. I feel better now.