Hey look! After a self imposed exile from technology ranging from blogs, email, phone, digital camera, and electric toothbrush, I'm back! And I'm pissed and/or feeling wittily insightful about a number of topics ranging how to properly load a dishwasher, the best way quell murderous feelings towards one's family, why it is always a good idea to show way too much cleavage at Christmas Eve mass, how to be utterly disappointed in your football team and the benefits of eating your weight in ham. Yay! I didn't mean to scare y'all, I just needed a break. More later, I promise.
Love in Christ,
B.
P.S. If you live in Iowa, please just don't go for Romney, Huckabee, Giuliani, Thompson, or any of the Retardlicans, really.
18 comments:
awesome. glad you're back. it was like i was missing my big toe or something.
The title on this blog had me laughing so hard I almost spit my coffee out.
Welcome back and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I have a policy of no talking in depth about politics or religion with friends. The same policy does not apply to football so here goes....
I'm sorry to hear about the Sooner loss. I was actually in your lovely state (Tulsa) yesterday. I was visiting my cousins, nursing my wounds all the way back to Iowa after going to the Cotton Bowl. If it makes you feel any better, we missed two field goals and only scored one touchdown.
O-BAM-A! O-BAM-A!
I don't get it...
Oh, I get it.
Wow. Nicely done.
A clever title.
I'm glad you're back. Standing by for the wit and/or insight.
Were you gone? I hadn't noticed.
you call this a comeback?
Don't call it a comeback, she's been here for years....
I couldn't help myself... I just had to show some cleavage at Christmas Eve Mass. My outfit was too awesome not too.
so, did you decide that you should just shut this thing down?
You could always go back to blogging about Britney Spears. She's gone super crazy lately.
oh. i get it. this was a joke, right? you're not really coming back...
i am i am! pictures and everything! then you'll all tell me how much it sucks. then i'll eat something. and then some more. ah. good times.
Retardlicans is my new favorite word. Ever.
This is riveting.
blow me.
I'm getting worried. Where are you? Did Shain turn you on to meth?
You've been gone? I hadn't noticed.
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