And you know what that means. Actually, you don't. Because today is the 2X anniversary of the exbf's expulsion from his momsters uterus. He's managed to wish me a happy birthday via text or email over the last two years, so I've determined it's time to take it up a notch, now that my heart has gone from robot to slightly less robot status. Here's what I'm thinking:


Fine. I will just send an email.
5 comments:
What a touching sentiment.
i know. i'm a jerk.
why not just send a link to this page? if you do... "happy birthday daniel!"
hahaha.
oh, i am definitely bookmarking this for my ex's bday next month. just so i can laugh. not so much so i can send those.
Can I steal your brain sometimes so as to convince people I am funny? Can you be on speakerphone on my date on Wednesday? Thanks.
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