Have you ever accidentally watched mtvU? I was recently flipping through the channels, probably toggling between Good Eats and Family Guy wishing that new episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia were airing, when I happened upon a music video featuring some prepubescent dudes whining to unimaginative music sporting the dumbest haircut yet. Now, I'm sure this 'do has been out there for some time, but remember, I spend most of my time in a basement working or watching Battlestar Galactica, so I'm not really in the know. Also, complaining about this means I am officially old. Like not haha I'm getting close to old old, but real old. OLD.
Exhibit A
Maybe there was a sale on tight-ass lady jeans? And perms.
Exhibit B
Maybe there's a whole generation of boys born with hair that has no part?
Exhibit C
Notice how there's always one dude who just can't grow it.
Exhibit D
There's a lot to not say about this picture. What I will say is that
Chi is making a fortune off of these douches.
Exhibit E
Make it stop.
Maybe there was a sale on tight-ass lady jeans? And perms.
Maybe there's a whole generation of boys born with hair that has no part?
Notice how there's always one dude who just can't grow it.
There's a lot to not say about this picture. What I will say is that Chi is making a fortune off of these douches.
10 comments:
EMO!
This is an AWESOME post. These douchebags represent GOOD music to an entire generation of kids I have to work with on a day to day basis. I'm in my twenties and already I'm cursing those "damn kids" and their horrible music--or what passes for music. The only more homogeneous than the haircuts is the sound of the voice of the lead singer of all these bands. I refer to these groups as being a part of the "screamo" genre. Their both loud and whiny all at once.
i don't know why but those guy/girls make me feel a little bit gay.
Sept 18th = IASIP.
The Jonas Borthers are the final sign of the impending Apocalypse.
You should see the hair on the "lock" bands here in Japan. It's like Texas in the 80's.
I don't know who these douches are and I don't care if that makes me old.
I also believe that low v-necks on males is another sign of the Apocalypse.
Yeah, I am totes with you in old fogey land. But this is what I get for liking hair metal.
Yes. Ew.
When you put all the evidence to your face like that, it's hard to ignore. It does need to stop.
Post a Comment