Thursday, July 10, 2008

Hate this! Thursday: They've got a devil's haircut on their heads.

Have you ever accidentally watched mtvU? I was recently flipping through the channels, probably toggling between Good Eats and Family Guy wishing that new episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia were airing, when I happened upon a music video featuring some prepubescent dudes whining to unimaginative music sporting the dumbest haircut yet. Now, I'm sure this 'do has been out there for some time, but remember, I spend most of my time in a basement working or watching Battlestar Galactica, so I'm not really in the know. Also, complaining about this means I am officially old. Like not haha I'm getting close to old old, but real old. OLD.

Exhibit A

Maybe there was a sale on tight-ass lady jeans? And perms.

Exhibit B

Maybe there's a whole generation of boys born with hair that has no part?

Exhibit C

Notice how there's always one dude who just can't grow it.

Exhibit D

There's a lot to not say about this picture. What I will say is that Chi is making a fortune off of these douches.

Exhibit E

Make it stop.


Michael5000 said...

He's right! His crown sucks!

Anonymous said...


Rev. Rob said...

This is an AWESOME post. These douchebags represent GOOD music to an entire generation of kids I have to work with on a day to day basis. I'm in my twenties and already I'm cursing those "damn kids" and their horrible music--or what passes for music. The only more homogeneous than the haircuts is the sound of the voice of the lead singer of all these bands. I refer to these groups as being a part of the "screamo" genre. Their both loud and whiny all at once.

Julie_Gong said...

i don't know why but those guy/girls make me feel a little bit gay.

Dan said...

Sept 18th = IASIP.

Big Daddy said...

The Jonas Borthers are the final sign of the impending Apocalypse.

Jeannette said...

You should see the hair on the "lock" bands here in Japan. It's like Texas in the 80's.

Anonymous said...

I don't know who these douches are and I don't care if that makes me old.
I also believe that low v-necks on males is another sign of the Apocalypse.

Colleen said...

Yeah, I am totes with you in old fogey land. But this is what I get for liking hair metal.

G said...

Yes. Ew.

Alexis said...

When you put all the evidence to your face like that, it's hard to ignore. It does need to stop.