Tuesday, June 10, 2008

R.S.V.P.

There are several things that happen when you move. Some of these things include noticing that you no longer have a bathtub (sadcakes), acquiring a cat (sneezecakes), and losing your mail (wherearemybills?cakes). Actually, it's not so much losing it as my former roommate hording it and not telling me about it. Needless to say, both Lacey and I missed the invitation and subsequent date of our friend's wedding shower. We suck. To atone for our oversight, Lacey has taken it upon herself to organize another shower/bachelorette thingy. We will be taking pole dancing class. Stripper themed fitness classes are nothing new, I know, however, it's new to me. You would think the obvious question is, what will I wear? Or not wear? But, you would be wrong. The real question is, what does one bring as hors d' oeuvres to such a gathering? Apparently, the facility allows for and encourages outside food and especially drink to create more of a party environment as you work the pole. Personally, I don't see how you could need anything more than some Mad Dog, a can of Easy Cheeze and a box of ranch flavored Wheat Thins. However, I've perused several recipe and party planning websites hoping for inspiration, but none of them have "pole party" listed as an occasion. So, since Sandra Lee has failed me, anyone out there have any ideas?

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8 comments:

Step Right Up said...

Some kind of tuna dip with crackers perhaps? I KNOW it's wrong but it goes with the theme!

Julie_Gong said...

i don't have any ideas but can you please take pictures and/or a video of this gathering.

i'd do it for you...

Mr. Shain said...

obviously the real question i have is how are you going to prevent getting your boobs wrapped around the pole while doing the spinning move? because getting a boob caught is ouchcakes to the max (i've heard). not that i know any strippers....

So@24 said...

I have not had a Mad Dog in for-ev-er (a la' Squints in Sandlot).

I wonder if I can hunt some down by this weekend.

And by this weekend, I mean lunchtime.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

No suggestions, but please tell me you eat the ranch-flavored Wheat Thins with the Easy Cheeze.

Big Daddy said...

Ho Ho's.

Doy.

5 of 9er said...

Sneezecakes!!! Love it!!! It flows better than Wherearemybills?cakes.

And really... a nice bottle of Mad Dog seems to be a nice fit for the occasion.

Anonymous said...

Grinder sandwiches!