Saturday, December 01, 2007

You see that?

Yeah. 38-17. Fuck you BCS. Even though I don't really understand how you work. And I suspect I am not the only one. In the meantime, have fun figuring out what to do as both W. Virginia and Mizzou got their asses handed to them. You know what I do know how it works or something? A bottle opener.

17 comments:

Michael5000 said...

I did see that. And I liked it.

d said...

it made me fucking ecstatic.

i don't understand how the bcs works either.

dmbmeg said...

No on really understands it. It is all some overly complex algorithm mixing computer rankings and polls.

You should really be happy you aren't a Missouri or a Georgia fan though. Mizzou got picked over Kansas to play in a BCS bowl which fucking blows my mind.

And Georgia? Has to play against fucking Hawaii despite being one of the hottest teams in football right now. All because they weren't in the SEC Championship game.

Step Right Up said...

Hey Blythe, y'all are playing W. Virginy and AR is playing MO. Here's to WINS for the Sooners and the Hogs!

John said...

Hey Blythe, please tell your Sooners thanks for getting us (OSU) into the national championship game.

Dan said...

I think meg meant Kansas got picked over Mizzou, but I agree - that's fucked up. As for Georgia - wah, wah, wah. You want to play for the national championship, get to your conference championship first. And don't lose to South Carolina and Tennessee (who have a combined record of 15-10). No sympathy there. I'll be pulling for OU. Let's hope they've devised a defense to combat that pesky statue of liberty play this year.

dmbmeg said...

Ooops, yes, thanks for the correction.

OK so now LSU two losses to Kentucky and Ar-Kansas have a combined record of 15-10 with a 7-9 in record in the SEC. South Carolina and Tennesee's record is 9-7 in the SEC.

Clinton said...

UT's going to the Holiday Bowl! Which is great... I guess... or something... whatever, it's a rebuilding year. Like I even care!!!

Stupid college football.

d said...

i can't believe that kansas got picked over missouri for a bowl game. that's ridiculous. and as we all know, i'm a rabid ku fan.

i think what all of this confusion is really telling us is that we should turn our attention to the better of the two sports: basketball.

Mr. Shain said...

i seriously doubt you could give a complex explanation of how a bottle opener works.

blythe said...

m5k - you're damn right you did!

d - no one does. it's actually the plot of a dan brown book.

dmbmeg - SEC? what's that?

SRU - right on.

john - DAMN YOU AND YOUR OTHER OSU TEAM! that should've(not) been ours!

dan - i found someone else who drinks cisco too. he makes hobo punch using it along with other libations inculding mad dog. i don't know it's real name.

clinton - yeah! that's great! i guess. holiday bowl? i could get behind it if it's sponsored by chick-fil-a.

d - the whole things a bigger wreck than gina gershon's face. seriously.

that's where you're wrong, mr. shain. that's where you're wrong. i made an A+ in physics, buddy.

Dan said...

first of all, I don't really care, but I just don't see the Georgia snub as in the same ballpark as the Missouri snub. LSU's 2 losses were triple overtime losses, they kicked the shit out of now highly ranked Va Tech and some other impressive teams and they made it to and won the Conference championship. Seems like a no brainer to me. I could see an argument about some teams being there over them or Ohio State, just not another 2 loss SEC team over them.

As for the cisco - mad dog combo, holy crap. That's playing with fire right there. sugary liquid fire. Might as well dump a bottle of Firewater 100 proof schnapps in there while you're at it. And some Night Train for good measure.

blythe said...

read 'em and weep, dan: http://easilyamused2.blogspot.com/search?q=cisco

Dan said...

I did read. And I am weeping. Is this guy a friend of yours? Please tell me you were not the girl mentioned in either of the stories at the beginning of the post. If so, and in conjunction with your recent linking to that girl/cup video, I'm beginning to be a little appalled.

Though, I will say that the Meatloaf cake is beyond fantastic and I will most definitely be making that in the near future.

blythe said...

ha. certainly not me. i've met him once. he's, well, something. but yeah, the meatloaf cake is a thing of pure beauty. let's have a competition! whose is prettier? hint: it will probably be mine because you will drink cisco before yours.

Dan said...

For the record, there are some of my daily activities that I do without having to drink cisco first.

Michael5000 said...

I'm thinking Hawaii is going to spank Georgia, actually. Colt Brennan is the real deal. Regardless, I've learned the hard way that it's a really, really bad idea to complain about how your bowl placement is an insult until you've actually won the game.

I won't mention the Boise State thing out of deference to our host. Instead, I'll cite (shudder) last year's Las Vegas Bowl: fucking Brigham Young 38, Oregon 8.