Thursday, December 13, 2007

Cringesday: D.O.R.K.

Guess what's even worse than OKC morning traffic? (And it's really not bad because of congestion, it's bad because people in OK think the left lane is for trucks and minivans going 63 through a 70 uphill with Jesus fish stickers plastered to the rear bumber.) OKC traffic with no stop lights. I left extra early this morning to account for this possibility, but alas, I ended up tacking on an extra 20 minutes from sitting at 4-way stops as dumbasses tried to figure out how they work. WTF!? Anyway, to quash my road ragicidal tendencies, I took my morning routine to the extreme.

DearJustice (pron. justeece according to Shain),

Your hit single, D.A.N.C.E. is personally responsible for the remaining modicum of sanity I have during this time of state-wide emergency. Listening on repeat for an hour somehow really calmed my already threadbare nerves. I refuse to tire of this song, even though they played it on MTVu. Thanks weird French dudes.
As strong as you might
Working day and night
Whatever happens
Do the DANCE (do the dance)


10 comments:

Julie_Gong said...

Do the D.A.N.C.E.

Mr. Shain said...

i'm not living with you, no matter what your mother says. i've seen the pictures....

dmbmeg said...

What the fuck is Shain's avatar photo of?

Jess said...

I will never understand what it is that people find so confusing about four-way stops. And God forbid a stoplight go out. OH MY GOD. WHAT DO WE DO?

Michael5000 said...

dmbmeg, that would be a mildly racy satellite image of Scandanavia. Mr. Shain is downright rakish.

Big Daddy said...

Great.

Now I am going to have that song stuck in my head.

blythe said...

you like it. come on. admit it.

do the dance do the dance.

d said...

i really didn't want to like it. but. yeah. i do.

Mr. Shain said...

did you ever find the proper version of this song? shall i send it to you with the pictures?

5 of 9er said...

I'm all about the Justice... it makes me dance in my pants.