Sunday, November 25, 2007

Holy balls,

I might possibly have the worst hangover of my long and storied history of hangovers (How did I sustain this hangover? Two words. Beer pong. And also bars. And peer pressure. And dancing around in a garage to Curtis Mayfield.). Not even McDonald's (my disgusting hangover remedy, whatevs, you do it too) has helped, in fact, I think it hurt. Definitely hurt. All I have managed to do today is smear last night's mascara all over my pillows, give my self a rash from drooling during intermittent and involuntary naps while watching Planet Earth in a whimpering pile buried beneath my comforter trying not to vom. But you know what? It can't feel as bad KU must feel about now. Or OSU for that matter. Gundy, I thought you were a "man." And Mangina, looks like your easy ass schedule finally caught up with you. We will beat you, Mizzou, and then we're on our way to the Preparation H Fidelity Nabisco Taco Cabana FedEx/Kinkos Diet Coke with Lemon Halliburton Bowl! Which is not the championship, but oh well.

9 comments:

Unknown said...

I watched "Supersize Me" yesterday, in which one of the doctors commented on the similarity of the liver damage encountered from eating too much McDonald's with the liver damage from alcoholism. So yeah, probably not a great hangover remedy.

Anonymous said...

Boo on the KS loss and Boo on the MO win. I hope OU dominates MO!

Yessss on the AR win over Les Miles and his Tiger fans of LSU!

blythe said...

matt - yes, i have learned my lesson and won't be eating any more mcd's. disgusting.

d - chicago? jealous. and yeah, we'd better stomp the crap out of MO. number what?

sru - yeah, suck it les. hahahaha.

Clinton said...

I know this wasn't the point of your post at all, but goddamn do I miss Taco Cabana.

blythe said...

i'm experiencing a TC renaissance due to a certain person. i ate there last night, actually. i'm usually just psyched they have cilantro at the condiment bar.

G said...

Please tell me that there is some guy out there whose last name is Mangina. Because that would make my day.

Dude, I hear you on the hangovers. ...Geez, was that really my October?

Yikes.

blythe said...

again, welcome to the world of the newly freed single girl! it's the best!

So@24 said...

Night before Thanksgiving I drank enough to kill a small elephant. I've never been more hungover than I was on Thanksgiving.

I feel your pain. Lordy, do I feel it.

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to the traditional fourth meal? Nuthin better than two cheesy gordita crunches and a chicken quesadilla. Oh wait, then you have a taco bell hangover and that might be even worse than a beer pong, dancin late in the garage hangover. I feel ya pain.