Tuesday, November 13, 2007

PMS: Part II


I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm kind of a little bit rere (I think Julie Gong's working to trademark this term, ask permission before using) at 114% of anything and everything I endeavor to do. Lately, I've put my mind to taking an ungodly amount of time to decide whether or not I'm in a relationship and whether or not this is a good thing. Good news! I am and it is! (You know, for now, until I fuck it up or he notices that I live at home or something.) In the meantime, I guess I've fallen into that age old trap of all your friends are belong to hating you. No one calls anymore because they think I'm busy (gettin' busy - zing!). Then they get mad if I don't call even though they didn't call in the first place leading me to believe they don't like me. Well, guess what, kids. I don't need any of you. I've got a new MySpace friend. We're gonna be eternal BFFs, like forever.

8 comments:

Step Right Up said...

I feel your pain. I seem to hang out with 3 people. 1. my bf P 2. my dog 3. myself We're all fantastic company especially #3 but I sure do miss a good girlfriend to hang with. The only girls I seem to mingle with are the girlfriends of P.'s friends. That's not the same.

blythe said...

Thank you. That's exactly what i'm talking about. I'm perfectly contented, but know that friends are just as or more important than an SO or even my dog, maybe. Good thing I live with my other BFF besides me and Jesus, my mom.

Clinton said...

I kind of go back and forth: I'll some weeks/months where I'm crazy social for no reason, and then I'll have weeks/months where I'm a total hermit who drinks on the couch while watching Netflix. My girlfriend's there too, of course, but... well, you get my meaning.

I swing both ways, is what I'm trying to say.

blythe said...

i always suspected that about you. but i do feel better.

thanks to the both of you.

d said...

this is why it's best to just not have any friends. people will only disappoint you in the end, blythe.

except for your new myspace friend. he will never let you down. literally.

blythe said...

i dunno. i've sent like 5 messages and left some comments, but nothing! nothing!

Julie_Gong said...

I have lady boner trademarked. I'm still working on rere.

Michael5000 said...

Aww, Blythe. ~I~ don't hate you!

: )

Oh, you mean real life friends?

Can't speak for them.