Tuesday, September 29, 2009

You know how I know I'm old?

Two ways:

1. Went to slickdeals.net to look at coupons on a Saturday morning. Yeah. Believe it. Found coupon for 10 pair of Victoria's Secret Pink underwear for a mere $25. Almost creamed my current underwear at the prospect of so much panty for so little $$. Went to mall to purchase.

2. Did underwear fashion show (for myself, I would never subject others) and promptly turned into my mother. The bargain drawers were simply too low cut in the front and high cut in the back. I thought barely covering your ass market had been cornered by the thong, but I guess not. I actually uttered these thoughts aloud, sealing my fate as an oldie.

So, if you need to reach me, I'll be living the dream.


Anonymous said...

if i try to wear underwear marketed for the youth of today, my sac winds up poking out the sides. they dont make em like they used to.

PS: i'm a guy, hence the sac. but if i was a girl and i had posted a comment like that, i think ill-fitting underwear would be the least of my worries, ya know, cuz i have a sac and all

Giant Butters said...

So did you not get the underwear?