Monday, August 04, 2008

Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!

Do you sometimes look at your inbox and want to ctr + a and delete? I do. There's nothing particularly awful about the content of my inbox, there's just a shit ton. And most of it consists of absolutely crucial pieces of information like "thanks" and "ok" and "ok, thanks" and "thanks again, ok." Those messages infuriate me. I've kind of stopped responding to all of the thanking and other such bullshit at the risk of coming off like an asshole. I think of it as my tacit way to help minimize inbox clutter and that all who email me should be grateful. Also, it prevents me from responding with Pootie language, like "cole me on the panny sty". I assume you've all seen "Pootie Tang," but if not, I implore you to give yourself over to the surreal combination of Chris Rock, Louis CK and Bob Costas. Trust me. It's pretty much totally baddy daddy lamatai tebbie chai, my damies.

Sa da tay!

3 comments:

Mr. Shain said...

what?

melba said...

Sa da tay indeed. Pootie Tang is one of my favorite movies and if I won a powerball I would help finance a sequel after I opened my adults only roller rink that served cocktails at the snack bar. (But you would have to sign a waiver before drinking and skating)

I will have to watch Pootie on his tippi tai again this week.

Wapatah to the Bammies!

Michael5000 said...

OK, thanks.