Dear Shain (letter #3 in a series):

Why did you have to post this picture on your blog? Although we communicate all day via email, gmail chat, (other people's) blog comments sections, telephone and telepathy, I still find myself checking *The Life & Times hundreds (4) of times a day. Lately, I have been greeted by this mesmerizing image. 9.5 times out of 10, I find myself pulling a Super Troopers muttering "enhance, enhance, enhance" while enlarging the image on my screen much to the dismay and concern of my coworkers. What does this mean? I can't look away.

Love in Christ,

Blythe

The Forefoot

Tonight, Lacey and I headed to Starbucks for our weekly (or semi annual, depending) meeting of the minds. We solve all of the world's problems while expertly avoiding our own (ok, that's just me). It takes hours and at least $12 worth of heavily caffeinated beverages.

Things learned:
1)Lacey works in the medical field and sees a variety of amazing shit, like this little gem. For some reason, a nine year old kid needs a skin graft on his foot. Don't ask. We don't know. It is decided to circumcise said kid and use his foreskin as grafting material. Yup. I'm afraid to say anything else since I already have a criminal record (just kidding - or am i?).
2) I am good at proofreading, but full of hate.
3) I know every song, who it's by, and have an 83.4% chance of guessing what album it's on. Do not mess with me. It is the one thing I am consistently good at.
4) Not everyone get my "humor."

This is for you Lacey. Funny story, sometimes I say Neil Diamond when I mean Neil Young. Maybe not so much funny as sad. Both are geniuses, though, so it works out.