I've been getting songs with the words "baby" and "baby boy" in my head a lot lately, which is, of course, weird because they're mostly totally inappropriate, e.g. Sean Paul and Beyonce's summer anthem from a million years ago. And that's what I'm thinking about this Friday night as I've been relegated to the couch due to an overzealous session with a burrito at Freebird. I know I've talked about it before, but now I really mean it. There is no room for food in my body any longer. Not even half a veggie hybrid (the smallest one they make). I have begged and pleaded with K to stop me from shoving anything and everything edible within my path into my face, but I think he's afraid of my probably reaction. As he should be. But dude! Help a girl out! Yeah, I might beat you up now, but I"ll probably think about thanking you later, before I forget. In any case, I'm washed up on the couch with Z-town watching some TLC, heating pad blazing on my back while watching your little limbs make waves on my belly. While I'm excited* for your arrival, I'm really going to miss my little internal roommate. I'm sad thinking about it now.
*"excited" is my PC way of saying scared shitless.
Friday, February 18, 2011
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