Gary England, if you are reading this, and I suspect that you are, please send Val Castor out to XXXXXXXX XXXX University and film someone getting in a wreck or breaking their leg on the sidewalk. Then email it to President XXX XXXXXXXX and then give me a call so I can know whether or not to finish this bottle of wine.
kthxbai,
bee.
kthxbai,
bee.
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Can you get Gary England to come cancel my Egyptology seminar, thus saving me from finishing this stressful presentation? I would dearly love to see someone breaking their leg on a sidewalk because of Ancient Egypt.
Kthxbai.
So... did you have to go?
I sure wish I worked somewhere that closed during storms. Instead, I have a panic attack there and back hoping I won't get in an accident.
You should finish it anyways.
Weren't you just kvetching about the unseasonal heat?
i love oklahoma and global worming and the resulting ice-storms that result.
I too love global worming.
sometimes it's hard to tell if those kinds of things are typos, or shain really means it. 'cause global worming is kind of genius.
b: did you have to go to work? we're all on the edges of our seats.
UPDATE: no work yesterday! but also, no power most of yesterday. a pictorial post is to follow as soon as shain either gets power or gets off his ass and emails me. in the meantime, no work today! this state is finally truly powerless.
You're lucky your place of employment doesn't have generators. Mine does and it's not afraid to use them. Enjoy your time off!
The big photo of the front page of the Oregonian today is of Central Oklahoma, glistening under a thick layer of ice. Looked real purty.
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