Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Goulet Wednesday News Round Up

Holy crap, it's Wednesday again. Seems like I just did this. Is it me, or does this thing get worse every week?

  • Britney's boob is at it again. There was a time when this would've been exciting or something, but now it's just kind of meh. [Egotastic!]
  • What the ef? I've refrained from weighing in on this whole Paris goes to prison thing because frankly I think she should've paid a fine and been done with it, but this? This is outrageous. $1 million to teach an hour long Learning Annex class? Fuck you Paris. I set my alarm this morning for 5.30 so I can check TMZ to see you got pulled over for driving without extensions after busting LiLo out of Promises. $2 (that's all I have) says you haven't changed one bit. [dlisted]


  • More Pearl (you know, from The Landlord w/Will Ferrell)! Yes! via Radar
  • What is she keeping in there? Seriously. Is she pregnant in her butt? [Molly Good]


  • Oh no! Nancy Grace has spawned! [TMZ]
  • I just fucking hate Pete Wentz. [Gawker]
  • In local news, Oklahoma's looking for a new nickname. I'm not really sure why "Birthplace of The Most Awesome Person Ever (me)" won't work, but whatever. [NewsOK via The Lost Ogle]
  • The Dramatic Chipmunk finally jumped the shark. It was a good week, though. If you like being forced to watch a prairie dog stare at shit. It was great. [Giggle Sugar]
Speaking of jumping the shark - Lily Allen is so played out. Maybe even more than Amy Winehouse, but damn, if I don't just love this song. It's summer bitches!

7 comments:

Mr. Shain said...

paris has changed man, you'll see. she's found god, etc. look how george w changed after he found god. he turned a coke addiction into a national crusade against iraq. now imagine what paris can do.

Anonymous said...

6:45 and only 2 (3) comments, ouch. guess this really is getting worse every week.

blythe said...

mr. shain - you are wrong.

alex - i like the german guy. maybe we will be friends someday if we aren't already.

troy - you said it, buddy.

Alex said...

of course you like him now. he pulls you in with his polite, seemingly free-flowing nature. then you catch a glimpse of the blackness within his heart and the evil in his eye. scary.

NathanWind said...

that cartoon looks like farah fawcett and goldie hawn hatched a baby. does she have little donny disease? those who get the reference i love you eternally. if not then watch UCB

blythe said...

alex - i just had a beer with him. he's cool.

nathan - it's not that i don't get those references, it's just that i don't want you to love me eternally. or ever.

Anonymous said...

Lily Allen is not played out. But I guess if a song has been played outside of some little dark shithole and more than 20 people have heard it, it probably would seem played out to someone like you. snap.